Friday, December 28, 2012

Where to Put the Gun in the Classroom





If teachers are allowed to bring guns to the classroom, where would be a good place to put their gun? 

Under lock and key?  No, it would take too long to get to.

Not under lock and key?  A lot of kids get killed yearly by guns that were not under lock and key.

On the teacher's body?  That would make a lovely class picture, about thirty 6 year olds with a motherly teacher with a holster, gun, and a cross strap of more ammo.  Or that same lovely school marm with a class of 9th graders who are at the age of inflated and trampled on egos...and there is that sweet little lady surrounded by egar to use gun students - how many are behind her?

And also remember that teacher you had years ago with a short fuse?  You could tell she just didn't like you but there was little she could do but shake you.  Now, with a gun handy what might she do to one of her irritants?

2 Comments:

Blogger Mike D said...

Can you imagine Mr Blount with a gun?
He pronounced it Blunt, probably sounded to French as Blount.

He would get so angry with us. Literally spital coming as out as said to go to the office.

Also, guards never wear guns when they're around prisoners for a very good reason; they might grab them and kill a lot of people.

What a dumb idea?

7:03 AM  
Blogger Eddie said...

Mike, After I posted this I thought of Nuns. The teacher type of Nun at Parochoia Schools - can't you see a Nun with a hip holster?

7:13 AM  

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