HAPPY ALL SAINTS DAY!

Yep, there is Presidents Day in February and All Saints Day today.

I wonder in Heaven there is some kind rivalry among the saints?  Surely, since they are all Saints, they are in Heaven.  And surely they at times end up at the same area and I wonder if their is a polite, "I'm  Holier than thou!" and, "No, I am Holier than Thou!" going on politely among them.

And I'm sure some Saints are against excess drinking.  How does Saint Patrick feel about that?

Did Jesus Have a Wife?

                                       Take My Wife....Please!!

It has been just been translated from ancient scripts that Jesus mentioned his wife.  Now, it is up for debate.

If so, did Jesus make mother-in-law jokes? 

Did Jesus and his wife have a big wedding or did they elope?  Did he settle down after he married?  Did someone throw him a "7 Veils" bachelor party?  Did he tell mother-in-law jokes and if so, did he end say "seriously folks.." before he started preacher the Holy word?