Natural Border
Blood tests show that I might have a kidney problem. I was sent to a kidney specialist. They have to run a few tests to find out what the problem is.
Today I have to pee in a jug for 24 hours and keep it refrigerated. Then tomorrow morning I will carry it to the kidney doctor's lab.
While peeing in the container this morning I wondered if I took my jug full of pee and pour it along the the property line would keep the dogs away? One sniff and the dog would have to recognize it as a natural binding property border document.
Another thing I thought of, what if I was in a hurry and not quiet awake (afterall, I have to fast that morning too, blood test, which means no coffee) and grab the wrong container and the lab technician puts on his report that "this man must eat 30 apples a day".
Today I have to pee in a jug for 24 hours and keep it refrigerated. Then tomorrow morning I will carry it to the kidney doctor's lab.
While peeing in the container this morning I wondered if I took my jug full of pee and pour it along the the property line would keep the dogs away? One sniff and the dog would have to recognize it as a natural binding property border document.
Another thing I thought of, what if I was in a hurry and not quiet awake (afterall, I have to fast that morning too, blood test, which means no coffee) and grab the wrong container and the lab technician puts on his report that "this man must eat 30 apples a day".
posted by Eddie at 5:12 AM
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